Monday, October 10, 2011

Coconuts

so i have a profile on okcupid.  there.  i said it.

dating in your early 30s is hard.  hard like a coconut.  you KNOW there's some healthy deliciousness inside, but prying it open without spilling out the good stuff is nearly impossible.

you might be the coconut, he might be the coconut, the relationship itself might be the coconut ... but idiots with sledgehammers seem to abound, judging by the messages and behaviors of far too many men (and boys) who have contacted me on okc.

so, please share this blog with anyone single you know, especially men who may be inadvertently dropping tropical fruit out of 10-story windows ...

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